TA-DAH

Lou and Laurie are coming to Sydney
They are, they are!
Not for a sea shanty spectacular
But to curate A R T at Circular Quay!

Lou’s voice when singing is sublime
and performing Berlin was a charming soulful guy
Perhaps he'll stage a pirate themed light show
would be better than the ones by "Eno"

And here poet junior miss closes her Roderick David Stewart's A Child's Dictionary of Rhyme to spin and spit out  the following rant:

 "E N O" – ‘Brian’ NOT good enough for you, pumpkin?! (Oh, yes i know that there were two Brians, well a Bryan and a Brian,  in the Roxy Music  but couldn't B1 and B2 have done? Or how about Brhiannon - Welsh, mystic and featuring the funky rh factor in its orthography.)

Oh enough about Brians, you want more on cockin' Brian read NSR's backpages.

Back to Lou

 Hello, hi man

Lou

How are old are you?

And when I ask how old you are I mean , how old do you

F E E E E E E L

For instance, today I feel 15

Lou

How often do you think of AW?

My that Factory happened

Lou

What do you think of Nick Cave?

Ye-e-es, Nick Cave not Nico

Yes, I know,  irrelevant but

 irrelevant, derivative Shamham

Or

irrelevant, derivative Artiste?

Lou

How about VicBock? Uptight treacherous mother or what?

Lou

What do you eat for breakfast?

Lou

How many black t-shirts do you own?

Lou

Do you and Ben Stiller have the same personal trainer?