Of Orange Slice neglected
Orange Slice
Least loved biscuit
in the Arnotts Assorted Cream family
You are always the last to remain
in that biscuit packet’s row of cellophane
When placed in the tin or Tupperware
Your pungent scent permeates the flavour of your fancy siblings:
Delta cream, Monte Carlo – even resolute Kingston
Causing eater to wince and utter “ugh”
Orange slice you are the middle child
Destined to be played by Eve Plumb
In a very assorted cream biscuit hour special
Orange slice you are not universally desired but you are needed
You are the trigger and scourge of childhood memories Australian.
3 comments:
I don't identify with the Orange Slice, and neither does Jeff Kennett
This is bullcrap. Orange Slice rules, MANN!
NO-one would ever buy Orange Slice, MANN.
Dear fellow nsrs, doesn't Marvin Hamlisch's tone remind you of Zaphod Beeblebrox and i can't help but conclude that MANN is his version of Belgium, which is utterly unspeakable form on MH's part.
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