Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest

"My Lib for Lindsay she’s the real deal

A hot blondie with bulk sex appeal

I loves the women and they loves me

I knows nothing ‘bout misogyny”

 

Oh no not Tony Abbott oh no

 

Green evangelism – he don’t like

Remove that carbon tax and the mining tax hike

Cut back government  t’increase prosperity

Repay the debt, and cuts for EVERYBODY

 

Oh no not Tony Abbott oh no.

 

Red budgie smuggler – he don’t care

He’ll stop the boats if you forget GST scare

Eliminate waste and Labor’s NBN

It’s fibre to the node when Tony’s PM

 

Oh no not Tony Abbott oh no

 

Pugilist, Monarchist, Rhodes Scholar Alum

He said he’s no suppository of wisdom

Santamaria, Howard and Bronnie B

His Flesh and Blood – his twisted holy trinity

 

Oh no not Tony Abbott oh no.