The psephologist
Oh Antony Green
Star of the television screen
on election nights
2007 will be a busy year for you
But in downtime what is it that you do?
I see you at the bus stop watching bicyclists zip past
while you wait ...
Would you like a bike for Christmas?
When bus arrives you jump the queue
Naughty, impatient Antony Green
At night on the bus people chat to you
You laugh, feign interest, then bolt
Leaving chatters lookin’ out window - dejected;
poor puds are no match for
Elusive, athletic Antony Green
Striding purposefully down the main road
A pack of frozen four ‘n twenty pies in your hand
Peckish, carnivorous Antony Green
Star of psephology
Mackerras successor
When will you introduce the Greendulum,
Mackerras successor
When will you introduce the Greendulum,
Antony Green?
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4 comments:
This is pretty much the funniest thing I have ever read (that I remember)
I remember laughing my ass off to this (I'm pretty sure)
Antony Green, Julie McCrossin, 2BL, you sound like a feeaky stalker. Don't forget your medication.
What do you mean by calling me a feeaky stalker, anonymous? Is it my fault that sitemeter advises me that your server is situated somewhere in Mulbring, NSW and you visited nsr for approximately 2mins and 5 seconds and looked at three pages.
Shee you shoon.
N.B.
The hip and hinged say "meds".
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