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Yesterday after spending a pleasant half hour at the green grocer i purchased the ingredients for ratatouille and said goodbye to the person at the checkout, who, after a couple of seconds of quizzically appraising me from head to toe, evidently couldn't get my number, mystery has always been my middle name, replied, "have a lovely day if you are a mother".

Well I guess i can be but not of the breeding variety, I duly had a shitty day.